Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

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Peter Sagal

NPR's oddly informative news quiz program provides a wacky and whip-smart approach to the week's news and newsmakers. Callers, panelists and guests compete by answering questions.

Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
10:11 pm
Fri June 21, 2013

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Mon June 24, 2013 11:34 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now on to our final game Lightning Fill in the Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer is now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

BILL KURTIS: Paula and Alonzo have two, that's a tie. Jessi has three.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
10:11 pm
Fri June 21, 2013

Prediction

Originally published on Mon June 24, 2013 11:34 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will Mahmoud Ahmadinejad do next with his time? Alonzo Bodden.

ALONZO BODDEN: Well, after a failed attempt to be cast in "Hangover 4"...

(LAUGHTER)

BODDEN: ...he's going on a world basketball and dictator tour with Dennis Rodman.

SAGAL: There you go.

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: Jessi Klein.

JESSI KLEIN: I think we have a new spokesman for Men's Wearhouse.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Paula Poundstone.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
10:11 pm
Fri June 21, 2013

Who's Bill This Time

Originally published on Sat June 22, 2013 10:08 am

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: Cold War 2, The City That Never Sleeps or Throws Things Away, A Cereal Liar.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
10:11 pm
Fri June 21, 2013

Bluff The Listener

Originally published on Sat June 22, 2013 10:08 am

Our panelists describe new techniques for women to avoid unwanted attention.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
2:51 am
Sat June 15, 2013

Bluff The Listener

Originally published on Sat June 15, 2013 10:14 am

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BILL KURTIS: From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!, the NPR News quiz. I'm Bill Kurtis, filling in for Carl Kasell. We're playing his week with Bobcat Goldthwait, Faith Salie, and Luke Burbank.

(APPLAUSE)

KURTIS: And here again is your host, at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Thank you, Bill. Right now, it's time for the WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME! Bluff the Listener game. Call 1-888-Wait-Wait to play our game on air. Hi, you're on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
2:51 am
Sat June 15, 2013

Panel round two

Originally published on Sat June 15, 2013 10:14 am

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BILL KURTIS ANNOUNCER: From NPR and WBEZ-Chicago this is WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME! the NPR News quiz. I'm Bill Kurtis filling in for Carl Kasell. We're playing this week with Bobcat Goldthwait, Faith Salie, and Luke Burbank. And here again is your host, at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Thank you, Bill.

(APPLAUSE)

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
2:51 am
Sat June 15, 2013

Limericks

Originally published on Sat June 15, 2013 10:14 am

Bill reads three news-related limericks: Affluent Effluent, Blockhead, Division of Labor.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
2:51 am
Sat June 15, 2013

Prediction

Originally published on Sat June 15, 2013 10:14 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, who will flee the country next? Bobcat Goldthwait.

BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: Oh, I didn't - I wanted - I thought it was who I wanted to leave.

SAGAL: All right. Well...

(LAUGHTER)

GOLDTHWAIT: I'd hate to make it personal again, but every time my ego (unintelligible) after I do this show, there's this one person that's really mad that I'm on the show that I always find commenting. And all I can say to this guy is like, hey way to be all inclusive. Can't a guy from "Police Academy" be on WAIT WAIT?

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2:51 am
Sat June 15, 2013

Who's Bill This Time

Originally published on Sat June 15, 2013 10:14 am

Transcript

BILL KURTIS: From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!, the NPR News quiz. I'm legendary anchorman Bill Kurtis...

(LAUGHTER)

KURTIS: ...filling in for Carl Kasell. And here's your host, at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Thank you, Bill.

(APPLAUSE)

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2:51 am
Sat June 15, 2013

Panel Round One

Originally published on Sat June 15, 2013 10:14 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

We want to remind everyone to join us here most weeks at the Chase Bank Auditorium in beautiful downtown Chicago, Illinois. For tickets and more information, go to wbez.org. You can find a link at our website, waitwait.npr.org. Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about this week's news.

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